So What Is Victoria's Secret?

My oh so funny BFF in Ohio has decided that she needs me to convert to being the owner of Victoria's secret unmentionables.I went in to the Victoria's Secret store once and asked to see the flannel line and was promptly asked to leave for saying the F word.....OK that is stretching the truth but seriously who wants to pay $12.00 for a pair of underpants that has dental floss for the backside of them.So now Ohio friend has decided she will send me subliminal thoughts on being a Vickie convert.Hence this years birthday card...and what is Victoria's secret?Lie about your age of course.(Paper is from CTMH the rest courtesy of Victoria's Secret.)
Thanks Kati I do love the card.