Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Dancing Girls And Balloons.
A GW friends DH had some surgery recently so thought this was a fitting card to send him.The dancing girl is from Art Impressions of course--who else makes them this funny...The balloons are from K & Co,TC Celebrations 555808.The saying on the front and inside were from my warped mind and computer generated.You will see this before the DH Marci.(Click on the pic and it should open bigger in a new window)
Thursday, June 16, 2011
I Hate Housework!
I saw this image and it made me laugh.The image of the "domestic goddess" is from Art Impressions,T-2785.The top wording is unknown I bought it at convention and it is unmounted.The inside says dull women have immaculate homes.That come from Judikins,1734-D.Paper is DCWV and the image was colored with pastel chalk pencils then set with fixative.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Tropical Vacations Or Hot Flashes?
The front image is from Inky Antics,Kiki- P5-0387-K the inside words are from Whipper Snapper Designs-Private Vacations-IR916.I used a CBug folder on the white front layer.I also used gold Stickles for her necklace and earrings.If you click on the pic to make it bigger I think it will show up.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
I LOVE This.
Not stamping related but more like life lessons.I found this on another blog and thought it was worth repeating .I like numbers 1,4 and 14.Have a good laugh all.
Truths for Mature Humans
1.I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2.Nothing is worse than the moment in an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3.I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4.There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5.How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6.Was learning cursive really necessary?
7.Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8.Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9.I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10.Bad decisions make good stories.
11.You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12.Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13.I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten-page technical report I swear I did not make any changes to.
14.I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15.I think the freezer deserves a light, as well.
16.I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17.I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Construction" routing option.
18.I have a hard time discerning the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19.How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20.I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21.Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22.Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23.Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in less than 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
24.The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Truths for Mature Humans
1.I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2.Nothing is worse than the moment in an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3.I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4.There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5.How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6.Was learning cursive really necessary?
7.Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8.Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9.I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10.Bad decisions make good stories.
11.You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12.Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13.I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten-page technical report I swear I did not make any changes to.
14.I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15.I think the freezer deserves a light, as well.
16.I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17.I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Construction" routing option.
18.I have a hard time discerning the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19.How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20.I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21.Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22.Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23.Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in less than 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
24.The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Bug In A Jar.
The mason jar is from Judith S-12.The bug is a sticker I must confess.The word stamp is from The Stamping Bug # 410.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
He bit off more then he could chew.
I found this picture in an old book at Goodwill-I copied it onto matte photo paper--he is sooooooooo cute.
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